Lead Story · Eddie Endzone reporting
The Parking Lot Kings keep winning games they have no business surviving. At this point, luck may need its own roster spot.
By Eddie Endzone · Week 4
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Parking Lot Kings 119.6 · Fourth & Regret 117.9
Fourth & Regret lost by 1.7 after a final drive ended at the one-yard line. The league has already preserved the screenshot for future generations.
Touchdown Poets 154.3 · The Bye Week 108.7
Lena Ortiz spent 11% of her waiver budget on a running back. He responded with 31.2 points and may now own the guest room.
Sunday Scaries 126.4 · Auto-Draft Survivors 114.2
Drew Kim had the winning lineup. It was just arranged in the wrong order.
Punt Intended 82.6 · Medical Tent 79.4
The Punt Intended defeated Medical Tent 82.6–79.4 in a game the league office has declined to preserve in high definition.
Waiver Wire Wolves 143.8 · Gridiron & Tonic 121.5
After three straight losses to Gridiron & Tonic, the Waiver Wire Wolves finally answered with 143.8 points and no interest in being gracious.