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Next Week: George Gets Nate, Because Obviously
The schedule has opinions.
By Eddie Endzone · Week 2, 2026
George, who has scored more points than anybody and won nothing, draws Nate, who is 2-0 and has the hottest waiver pickup in the league. The schedule is not a neutral party in this.
Brandon finally plays somebody good. Tuscan is 2-0 with 301 points and no obvious weaknesses. If Brandon wins this one, we retire Fraud Watch and issue an apology.
Sam and Chris meet in a game that guarantees one of them a win and confirms nothing good about either.
Mike plays Trey. Both are better than their record. One of them will find a new way to prove otherwise.