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The Daily Riot

Week 2 · 2026

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Brandon Wins Another One He Has No Business Winning

101.4 to 98.9 in a game that should be studied, not watched.

By Eddie Endzone · Week 2, 2026

Final · Matchup 2Won by 2.5

Winner · 2-0

Lucky Ducks

Brandon

101.4

VS

Final · 0-2

Air Raid

Priya

98.9

Two teams scored fewer than 102 points and one of them is now 2-0.

Brandon has 199.0 points on the season. Eight teams have more. He has faced the two lowest opposing totals in the league and converted both into wins, which is either excellent scheduling luck or a level of cosmic favouritism that requires an investigation.

Priya, meanwhile, left 31.7 points on her bench and lost by 2.5. She is 0-2 despite a roster that looks a great deal better than her record.

Brandon will tell you 2-0 is 2-0. He is correct. The Daily Riot remains unconvinced.

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